Total Medals Earned: 82 (From 25 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,450 Points
Medals Earned: 1/5 (100/500 points)
Medals Earned: 2/16 (15/455 points)
Medals Earned: 3/7 (20/40 points)
Medals Earned: 4/10 (20/225 points)
Medals Earned: 9/11 (210/245 points)
Complete the main game.
Have more than 20 arrows on screen at once.
Buy all of the upgrades.
Kill the final boss in under 20 seconds.
Kill each type of Dinosaur at least once.
Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.
Discover the hidden thoughts of The Fonz.
Find a spare set of arms
Get your hands on the funniest dinosaur joke you've heard in ages.
Prove you're a genius by figuring out how to capture the crab.
Lose Wilson too early.
Get a hug from the ghost... and die in the process.
Solve all of Sunburned Bob's problems.
Catch some poop before it lands on the ocean floor.
Save the day with the power of a delicious snowcone.
Talk to at least 25 different things in the game.
Beat the entire game.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Burn 2,000 calories
Burn 500 calories
Burn 1,000 calories
Burn 5,000 calories
Burn 10,000 calories
Burn 15,000 Calories
Burn 25,000 Calories
Burn 40,000 Calories
Burn 50,000 calories
Burn 75,000 calories
Get a bonus!
Give the host influenza
Give the host measles
Give the host hepatitis
Give the host herpes
Complete a level after having taken damage
Kill the host
Give the host smallpox
Complete the game in under 500 seconds
Kill a white blood cell
Kill 10 white blood cells
